THE MASK
No face. No doxx. No explanation. The character is the identity.
100% IN CHARACTER
THE MASK STAYS ON
LARP APE
He doesn’t trade the narrative.
He becomes the narrative.
CONTRACT
PASTE_CA_HERESCROLL TO ENTER
THE BACK ROOM ↓
THE BACK ROOM ↓
01 / THE LORE
FILE: LARPE_001
STATUS: STILL LARPING
STATUS: STILL LARPING
IDENTITY: REDACTED
EVERYONE ON-CHAIN IS PLAYING A CHARACTER.
Some pretend to be insiders. Some pretend they sold the top. Some pretend they never checked the chart.
LARP APE is the one character honest enough to admit it. Mask on. Cash fan out. Timeline open. Every green candle becomes “always knew.” Every red candle becomes “shakeout.” The performance never ends.
THE RULE
If the lore gets ridiculous, commit harder.
02 / CLASSIFIED
THE STACK
Paper hands are props. The fan of cash is pure theater.
THE LARP
Markets move. Narratives mutate. The ape stays in character.
03 / OPERATION PLAN
ROADMAP
WRITTEN IN PENCIL.
Because every good LARP needs a script nobody follows exactly.
01
MASK ONLaunch the character, open the room, establish the lore.
02
STACK UPMemes, raids, art drops, community-made evidence.
03
GO PUBLICPush the LARP everywhere the timeline can see it.
04
NEVER BREAK CHARACTERNo final phase. The bit continues as long as the chain does.
04 / THE TAPE
LIVE MARKET WINDOW
WATCH THE
PERFORMANCE.
DEXSCREENER
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PAIR NOT WIRED YET
Put your DexScreener embed URL in
config.js.
the room is open
CHOOSE YOUR
ALIBI.
Follow the character, join the back room, or go straight to the launch page.